So a few weeks ago, I accidentally bought a pair. My only defense is that they looked just like regular athletic pants. Being too busy to drive back to Target to return them, I told myself that they are “just for inside– lounging around and sleeping.” Well, except I overslept this morning and in that gray period between good intentions and taking action, I knew if I took the time to change out of the leggings into my regular active wear, I would talk myself out of doing my morning power walk. So I didn’t change out of them. “After all,” I told myself, “it is 4:45 am. No one is going to see me in my leggings.” (You know where this is going….) I ventured out — not only in the dreaded leggings but in a SHORT tee-shirt that covered NOTHING in the caboose area.
USUALLY, there is no traffic at this time of the night/morning. But NO, not THIS morning. I came to a four-way intersection and–you guessed it– cars from multiple directions with high-beam headlights converged right as I was crossing. They could see EVERYTHING.
And, yes, they saw things they could not un-see.
So, I just sighed, waggled my behind at them, and kept on walking.