Today’s prompt is lame. We’re supposed to write a fan letter in the form of a poem to a celebrity. Truth be told, there really isn’t any mortal being that I adore so much to embarrass myself by writing a gushy fan letter. I could, I guess, write a fan letter to God, but, like, how’s that supposed to work?
I’m your biggest fan,
I really enjoy your work,
Especially your gig on Good Friday
and Easter –That totally rocked!
Could you send me an autographed Bible?
I mean, that’s so not right.