The Daily Post says I have the power to enact a single new law. What would that be?
I thought about this for awhile and I decided not too. I mean, really, what if I made a law, let’s say, to ban the sale of all assault weapons to mentally ill people? No, I would piss off a bunch of people, they would leave nasty comments, and then I would get a headache.
What if I made a law that all people had to take parenting classes and take a test before they could get a license to have children. Maybe there would be a few less hellions running around my neighborhood and a few less unwanted or abused children. Naw, it would be an unenforceable law and folks would wail that the government was intruding into our private lives. (Psss, guess what: they already are…)
Maybe I would make a law against making too many laws. That would warm the hearts of my Libertarian friends.
Maybe, I would make it a law that you can’t waste bandwith and followers’ time with making stupid posts like this. I can hear the whoops of delight.
Thank you for taking the time to read and indulge what is actually just a writing exercise for me. Please do not take this post seriously at all. I’m just messing with you.
Maybe I would make a law against everyone being too serious all the time…….